Thick Please

It happens each time I go somewhere new. 

I clear my throat and clearly but forcefully let it be known. Please leave them as thick as possible please.

And each time without fail, they take off way too much. Maybe most people like them thinner, but if I'm paying, don't I have the right to choose.

That's the story with my eyebrows.  It's almost sad to see a grown woman cry over botched eyebrows, but I can't help it. Did I mention, I'm still vain and working through some things?

I found a lady for the past two years who got me. She really did and we had a beautiful relationship- I think. Anyways, she told me she was going away for a month. But it's going on 3 months now and she's nowhere to be found. How could she? She just decided to go ahead and live her life without any concern for what that would mean to my eyebrows.

Even I can admit, these are pretty hardcore, but still love it.

Now, I'm at that point, do I go, or do I stay?

I'll just have to speak louder and try harder this time. Leave them as thick as possible please- Pretty please.